I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
