: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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