Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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