i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
why do cheetos always look like penises
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
please don't ironically join a cult
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