if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Randomize
