Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Holy sore nipples Batman
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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