"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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