he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dick very happy bro
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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