No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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