just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So vagazzling was a success
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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