Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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