Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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