IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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