We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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