We won't sleep together?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
