Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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