In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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