Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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