Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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