Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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