If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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