i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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