I just made out with a guy for $7.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Someone came in the potted fern
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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