i just google imaged poop.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
tell me about the fingering
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