I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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