Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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