shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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