Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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