First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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