going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
where are my eyebrows?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
