So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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