Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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