Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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