I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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