So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
smell my finger.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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