So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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