Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
a search helicopter?!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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