Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize