absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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