You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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