just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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