So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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