I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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