Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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