I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize
