I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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