My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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