u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
