what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
