so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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