Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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