I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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