The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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