He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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